haimshorts:

im lonely and listening to ftp bc my mom is taking forever to pick me up \m/ stay metal

haimshorts:

im lonely and listening to ftp bc my mom is taking forever to pick me up \m/ stay metal

  • girl: babe come over
  • boy: I can't I'm having a threesome with an older couple
  • girl: my parents aren't home
  • boy: I know
thedruff:

back at it again at the krusty krab


niggas be trippin

thedruff:

back at it again at the krusty krab

niggas be trippin

codeinewarrior:

this could be us but we extinct

codeinewarrior:

this could be us but we extinct

radsturbate:

Wow i can’t believe harry dies in this is us :/

the-rest-in-trumpets:

katswhiskers:

velvetonions:

imagine a milkshake place called “shakesperience” where all the milkshake flavours are named after puns of shakespeare plays

  • Oreothello
  • Rolo and Juliet
  • Macberry
  • Mars Ado About Nothing
  • Antonutella and Cleopatra
  • Merchocolate of Venice
  • Two Gentlemint of Verona
  • Richerry III

It would bringeth all the gentlemen to the yard. 

Choclet

Anonymous asked: PLEASE IM BEGGING YOU, PLS WRITE MORE PARTS OF MERCY PLS PLS PLS I FUCKIN LOVE IT MAKE IT EVEN ROUGHER AND MORE PASSIONATE, LET LOUIS BE A BEAST DURING THE FUCKING AND SWEET AND CARING AFTER THEY'RE DONE PRETTY PLEASE I ADORE YOU NIGGA, YOU'RE MY FAVORITE WRITER TBH ILYSFM !! 😍😍😍😍😘😘😘😘😘

IM ACTUALLY PROUD OF HOW MERCY IS COMING THROUGH BECAUSE I THOUGHT I WAS GOING TO BE STUCK IN WRITERS BLOCK FOR IT FOREVER JUST GIVE ME SOME PATIENCE AND I HOPE HOW YOU GUUS LIKE HOW ITS GOIN
( and thank you so much, I mean without people like you I wouldn’t have the courage to post my stories that I have now. thank you so so much, thank you for choosing me. thank you for liking my stories, I appreciate it. -Goobs )

punkassliam:

oneticketaway:

bitchasslou:

liam u r out of control 

is this real?

Yes

punkassliam:

oneticketaway:

bitchasslou:

liam u r out of control 

is this real?

Yes

lolldemort:

The newer episodes of Lazytown just dont do it as good as they used to

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

let-them-eat-vag:

Fuck me this is the cutest fucking duck video I’ve ever fucking seen in my whole fucking life it’s a huge fucking deal

Liam tweets today! 04/21/14

fckyhthe1975:

lololol

Oh my god

beefmilk2:

reblog if you dont exist

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